In my last two posts, R1910 – There’s a hole in my bucket! and R1910 – Homecoming!, I described how an incident which resulted in damage to the hull of our ship/boat Brabant caused our cruise to be curtailed 4 days early, how we were looked after in the aftermath of the incident, and details of the long, tiring and at times unbelievable journey back home. The curtailment of our cruise obviously meant that we missed out on several expected port calls, so I will be writing fewer posts about our long river cruise than I expected. Before I hang up my keyboard as it were, and resume my shore life for the summer months, I thought I would write one last post to include the long promised photographs of the inside of Brabant, and to say more about what we thought on reflection about cruising on her, especially compared to ocean cruising with Fred. Olsen.
Before I do so, there is one little detail that I forgot to include in my last two posts. When we were told that we had to leave the ship/boat, we were told to put on warm clothing and take essentials with us. Carol went to grab the bulging carrier bag of chocolate that she had bought in the Lindt shop a couple of days previously, and I had to point out that this was not an essential. Her indignant reply was that it may not be essential to me, but it certainly was to her! We compromised on her taking a bar of chocolate from the bag, which disappeared rapidly for stress relief during the eventful coach journey to Frankfurt Airport.
Photographs of the ship/boat
Top (sun) deck. This deck can be out of bounds when the ship/boat is passing stretches of the river or canal with low bridges. Note the previous name of the vessel on the bell (Amadeus Princess).
Deck 3. The long, long corridor between cabins leading to the Amadeus Club at the ‘blunt end’ (stern). Here you can get hot drinks 24/7, there are books, games and computers to borrow, and there is a small open deck with just a few seats at the very back of the ship (mainly for smokers).
Deck 3. The Panorama Bar, located at the ‘pointy end’ (bow) – although on Brabant that end is pretty blunt too! Here drinks are served, as well as a ‘light lunch’ and afternoon tea each day, the port talks are given, Captains welcome and leaving events are held and there is music in the evenings. Outside there is a slightly larger open deck.
Deck 2. The Panorama Restaurant, also located at the ‘pointy end’, directly underneath the Panorama Bar. Here breakfast, lunch and dinner are served.
Deck 2. The Atrium, with the Reception Desk, a small shop, the Cruise Services Manager’s desk (tours and future cruises) and stairs to access all decks.
Deck 2. Our cabin. Note the extensive use of magnetic hooks to provide more storage options, and the chocolate hanging below the air conditioning vent to keep it cool!
Deck 1. It was only when we got home that I realised I never took any photographs on deck 1 – to be honest I never even went down there! Here there are a few more cabins, but with small and very high windows instead of the picture windows / juliette balcony that you get on decks 2 and 3. There is also a fitness room, massage room and hair salon on this deck.
Life on board
To illustrate what life is like on board Brabant, Carol and I thought we would put together a fairly light-hearted A to Z ….
A – All inclusive. Not the same as ocean cruises – for £15 per person per night, the Drinks Upgrade Package gives you as much red and white house wines, European lager, bitter and branded soft drinks with your lunch and with your dinner as you like (but not at other times of the day or evening).
B – Boat. The vessel you sail on. Or is it a ship? (see S – Ship)
C – Cabin. Quite spacious, and storage space would be ok for a week or two – but very limited if your are on for a month like we were. See H – magnetic Hooks and J – Juliette balcony)
D – lifeboat Drill. There isn’t one as there are no lifeboats! There is a safety drill on the first day, where you learn how to put on your lifejacket.
E – Entertainment. Very limited! Nothing by day, but there again you don’t have ‘sea days’ on a river cruise. Most evenings after dinner it’s a duo performing in the Panorama Bar, occasionally replaced by a quiz, and occasionally they show a film in the Amadeus Club.
F – Food. Good quality, but very limited choice (for example 1 meat, 1 fish and 1 vegetarian main course choice at dinner), and the same menus come around again after about a week.
G – Going ashore. To get ashore, you need to be quite mobile as it quite often entails climbing over other vessels between yours and the shore. There are shore tours – usually one but sometimes two per port – if you can find out about them – the tours books are almost impossible to get hold of, and the website for weeks before the cruise just lists the tour package they seem to want to sell – a tour of their choice in every port. Most tours are walking tours, again you need to be mobile to do them.
H – magnetic Hooks. We found our magnetic hooks invaluable in the cabin – in fact we used about 12 of them to hang up storage bags, coats, hats and other essentials like chocolate.
I – ID card. There isn’t one. When going ashore, you trade in your room key at Reception for a boarding card with your name and cabin written on, and on return you swap this back for your room key. Don’t forget to do this, or the ship/boat might sail without you as they will incorrectly think you are on board! If you are buying things on board (drinks or in the shop) you sign a paper chitty and it gets added to your on board account.
J – Juliette balcony. The cabins on decks 2 and 3 have large picture windows and a juliette balcony which was fab! Lovely for fresh air in the cabin, to sit in front of and watch the scenery slip by, and for drying laundry in front of (using a line slung between the door catch and a magnetic hook on the nearby wall). Infinitely better than standing on a chair to look out of the window on deck 1! (see C – Cabin)
K – Knocks and bumps. One of the big consequences of passing through all the narrow locks on the rivers and canals, just inches wider than the ship/boat, are the knocks and bumps as the vessel enters and leaves each lock. These are much louder and more disturbing at night, and can keep you awake and/or disturb your slumbers, especially when you pass through 16 in one night! (see L – Locks and Z – ZZZ sleep)
L – Locks. The magic which allows the ship/boat to go up and down hill. The vessel enters a long thin channel between two stone walls, with wooden or metal gates at either end. The gate is closed behind the vessel, and water pumped in or out to make the water level the same as it is the other side of the gate in front of the ship. Once level the front gate is opened and the vessel sails on it’s way. A source of much banging and crashing especially at night, or worse if they forget to undo a rope! Interesting to watch for the first once or twice, then rather tedious especially if the ship/boat has to wait for ages to enter the lock. (see K – Knocks and bumps and Z – ZZZ sleep)
M – Mealtimes. Inflexible. While breakfast can be taken anytime in a two hour period (usually 7:00-9:00 or 7:30 to 9:30), all other meals are at a strict set time – usually 12:30 for lunch, 4:00 for afternoon tea and 7:00 for dinner. Don’t think about wandering in much later than that, as they start clearing unused tables after around 25 minutes. With no café on board (unlike the ocean vessels), it’s eat at the proscribed time or go without!
N – Nudists. Keep your eyes peeled for people on the shore who have peeled!
O – Observing the scenery. Best done from the top (sun) deck where there are lots of sun-loungers and chairs, but this can be closed for several days in a row if the ship/boat is sailing under low bridges. Then it’s best done from the front of the Panorama Bar, or the small deck outside it (except that it can be closed too when they are going through locks!); or alternatively from your cabin if you are content to only see one of the banks. (see J – Juliette balcony)
P – Ports. At many ports the ship/boat moors up very close to the town centre, and you can just walk into town if you are not on a tour. If the ship/boat moors further out, then a shuttle bus will be provided. This is a bit of a lottery – in some places the service was good, in others the timings of the shuttle bus meant you either got much too short or much too long a time in town, meaning we had to use a taxi (which Reception will arrange for you). (See G – Going ashore)
Q – Quizzes. A rare form of entertainment, only seen on the occasional evening after dinner. The one they did where they showed unusual photographs of cities around the world to identify was a bit different and quite good. (see E – Entertainment).
R – Relentless. You don’t get ‘sea days’ on a river cruise, so you are in a new port (or occasionally two new ports) every single day, so after a while it all gets rather relentless with little time to switch off and relax. Probably not a problem on one or two week river cruises, but something we were very aware of on our month long marathon.
S – Ship. The vessel you sail on. Or is it a boat? (see B – Boat)
T – Trees. Don’t do a river cruise if you don’t like looking at trees! They line the banks of the rivers and canals for most of the way (except in Germany where campsites seem to run them a close second!) (see Y – Yawn)
U – Umbrellas. These can be borrowed from Reception.
V – Velocipedes. Bicycles can also be borrowed for free in each port. They are stored on the top deck, but the crew will take them ashore for you.
W – WiFi. Unlike on the ocean vessels, the WiFi on Brabant is free and it works well! It was a little slower and less reliable in the wilds of Romania and Bulgaria, but further west it was great. You sign at reception for a chitty with a username and password which lasts a week, note that only two devices can be connected using them at any one time.
X – border crossing. Transparent when travelling within the EU. When you cross into the EU, for example from Serbia into Hungary, you have to queue up in reception so that an official can take a couple of seconds to compare your face to your passport photo. Not so fun when this is at 5:00 in the morning, as happened for us.
Y – Yawn. At times there are more interesting things to view as you sail along, such as castles, hills, towns and villages. At other times there are lots and lots of trees, which some people may find a little less inspiring. (see T – Trees)
Z – ZZZ (sleep). I found the bed very comfortable, and slept better on board than I do at home. Carol however struggled with the noises of passing lots of locks on many of the nights – the bangs and crashes, and also the sound of the bow thrusters. The curtains are very thin, so the bright lights outside at the locks might also disturb some.
The verdict
Neither Carol or I had done a river cruise before, so it is kind of hard to say whether what we experienced with Fred. Olsen on Brabant was any better or worse than we would have experienced with any other river cruise company.
It is too easy to try and compare our experience to what we are very, very used to on Fred’s ocean cruises, but this would be a mistake as they are very different products. The vessel is so much smaller than the ocean ships, which makes things like the limited food choices & times, and there only being one restaurant and no café inevitable.
I have read comments from several people to say that they could not do a river cruise because of the lack of entertainment. I realise we are all different, and have different priorities, but in our case we did not find the limited entertainment a problem at all. As I said earlier, there are no ‘sea days‘, which are the times on an ocean cruise when we would be looking for lectures, quizzes and games to help pass the time. In the evenings the dinner is a much more leisurely event than on the ocean ships, not least because there is only one sitting, and with often the ship/boat arriving in a brand new port around 8:00 the next morning, we did not want to stay up late being entertained.
I very much enjoyed travelling across so much of Europe, and seeing how the villages, towns, cities and countryside changed as we sailed from east to west. We both loved exploring most of the ports we visited, especially the stunning half-timbered towns and villages in Austria and Germany.
There is one area that I think Fred. Olsen really need to get their act together – shore tours, and if anyone at head office is still reading this blog, I implore them to sort things out if they want their river cruise product to be a success, especially with talk of one or possibly two more boats in the offing. In the weeks before we sailed we sent countless emails and made countless phone calls to head office asking for the tour books for all four of the cruises we were doing back-to-back. At times we were told they would but them in the post, only for nothing to arrive, and when we phoned to query why we were told that the previous person should not have said that as they had not even been printed yet. We eventually got first online versions then the printed versions of the tour books for our first three cruises just before we left, and we were told they would post the book for the last cruise out to us. When we pointed out that we wouldn’t be at home as we would already be on Brabant, they just said they would post it anyway!
For weeks before we left all that was listed on the Fred. Olsen website was the tour package, where for £200 you buy a tour in every single port – of their choice. These were almost all walking tours of the local town, and we much prefer to look around on our own. There were also tours in the packages to former Nazi locations and wine tasting tours, which again were of no interest to us. When we did finally get to see the other tours on offer there were a few that did interest us, and in particular one that travelled along The Romantic Road, a particularly scenic route in Germany. However we got a letter once we were on the ship/boat to say this tour was cancelled due to lack of numbers, hardly surprising if no one can find out that the tour exists or book it!
As for tours on the fateful last cruise of our four, the Cruise Services Manager who looks after tours bookings on board was tearing her hair out as she never received any printed copies of the tour book for that cruise – she had to print out one copy of the online version on her printer and leave that on her desk for passengers to share and look at – hardly professional!
So to the 50,000 dollar question, would we do another river cruise, and would it be with Fred. Olsen? Here I think the answers that Carol and I would give would differ. For me, if I am travelling and exploring new places I am as happy as Larry, and really enjoyed the whole experience, give or take the incident at the end and the way the cruise ended. Even before the incident, Carol was getting fed up with her disturbed nights from the locks, and would have been happier with doing just say 2 or 3 weeks in a row, rather than the month we had booked. For Carol the incident was the final straw – especially after the incident in Budapest a few days earlier when a river boat sank so quickly with loss of several lives. After our incident she could not wait to get back home, and I think it is very unlikely she will want to do another river cruise.
So, what next for us, and of course this blog? Don’t worry, we have loads more nights of ocean cruising booked over the next year or two, starting with a long cruise on Boudicca in the Autumn (completing the sequence of sailing on all five of Fred. Olsen’s ships in a row). Thank you to everyone who has read my posts during our long river cruise, and especially thank you for all the kind comments and words of appreciation – it really makes it all worthwhile. So as I say, my next post is likely to be later in the year about our next cruise on Boudicca, but until then, au revoir!