S2305 – Passepartout and Visa

Introduction

Yes, Carol and I are back doing the thing we love best, cruising the seven seas to far flung places, and as it is hopefully going to be such an epic voyage, I have decided to do some more posts on my blog, albeit in a much shorter form and less frequently than I have done in the past. It simply costs too much to do what I did before – in money for the ship’s WiFi, and in my time in preparing all the words and photos.

So where are we going, and how long will we be away? The answer lies in the name of the cruise – Around the World in 80 Days. Our course, all the way around the world (how lucky are we to be doing this for an astonishing third time), will roughly follow that taken by Phileas Fogg in the book of the same name, and yes, we will be away for 80 days! The main differences from our previous around the world cruises is that we are travelling the other way – west to east, and we will stay in the Northern Hemisphere the whole way around. Going this way means we will lose an hours sleep on 24 nights, but in return we get to have Good Friday twice over!! The big attraction of the itinerary for us was the chance to visit Vietnam, China, Hawaii, sail under the Golden Gate bridge into San Francisco, and most of all to have several stops in Japan at what should be cherry blossom time – our fingers and toes are well and truly crossed!! We were originally going to Japan on a Grand Voyage cruise in 2020, but we all know what happened then, so this is our replacement cruise. Here is a map of our planned itinerary:

It has been a difficult and frustrating countdown to this cruise, which rather took away the excitement and anticipation we normally have before departure. This can best be summed up in two words – covid and visas. With covid, we just have not known for sure where we will be visiting – and to be honest we still don’t as things could change in a trice. For a long time it looked like Vietnam, China and Japan would all be no go areas, but at the moment we are ok, except for China where we can still go to Hong Kong, but not to Shanghai. With all the problems on mainland China, we wouldn’t have wanted to get off the ship anyway, so that is no loss – especially as we are getting an extra day in one of our favourite places, Singapore, instead.

The big problem with visas was for India, which for a long time was not allowing people from the UK to apply for an e-visa online – you had to make an appointment at a consulate which were all but impossible to get. Fred. Olsen got as far as announcing alternative ports instead of the three Indian ones, if people could not get e-visas before a certain date. With a handful of days before that date, the e-visa scheme was opened up to UK residents, so Carol and I put our applications in quickly. Big mistake. The system was jammed up with applications, and although the visa was promised in 72 hours, weeks went by. Eventually after some chasing e-mails, ours came through, but dozens of other passengers were still waiting weeks later. For those booked on long and expensive overland tours in India, it was even more stressful. However for other people like our friends Darien and Brian who waited until after Christmas to apply, they had theirs back in less than 24 hours! As far as we know everyone on the cruise did get theirs in the end, and the three Indian ports have been reinstated.

All this of course was on top of all the usual extensive preparations for a long cruise – getting affordable travel insurance (from my bank), securing enough medication to more than cover the planned voyage, arranging for family to stay at our house for security and insurance purposes, and this time obtaining costume pieces for the various theme nights we will be having during the voyage. The secret – lists – packing lists, things to do lists, things to arrange lists, lists of lists….

The cruise is on Borealis, and it is our first time on this ship. However she is the sister ship to Bolette, the ship we had our last eight cruises on, so we are sure we will soon find our way around and feel at home.

Day 1 – Embarkation in Southampton

At last the day came for Phileas (aka Carol) and her trusty manservant Passepartout (aka me) to take up the challenge of sailing all around the world in 80 days.

Embarkation was very smooth, especially as we were super organised with all the paperwork we needed to show at the check-in – passports, covid test cassettes, covid vaccine records, and our USA and Indian visas. We dropped off our hand luggage in our cabin, and made our way up to The View, the cafe, for our lunch.

Usually by the time we return to our cabin our cases are there ready for us to unpack, but not this time. We have no idea why, but they seemed to have a big problem with the luggage – it was mid afternoon before ours arrived, and some of our friends did not get theirs until just before dinner. We did hear that one lady passenger was so concerned that her luggage had not arrived that she stopped an officer in the corridor and asked him to help, only then noticing that his name badge said Captain! Still they do say, if you want something done then go to the top!

Something that was waiting for us in our cabin was our Oceans gift. Oceans is the loyalty scheme, and once you reach a certain level there is always a gift waiting for you at the start of every cruise. Carol and I have never understood why for a couple, even though each person has paid for their cruises to clock up the loyalty points, they only receive one gift between them. We are both at the highest tier of the loyalty scheme, Diamond Elite, and are once again sailing in one of the most expensive suites on board on this very long cruise, but this was the extent of the gift we received between us – a hessian bag containing this:

I will let you decide whether you think this is appropriate or just an insult…

Unusually, we did not set sail until just after 8pm.

Days 2-3 – At sea

Our two days at sea sailing down to our first port, Lisbon, were quiet and uneventful – even the sea behaved itself in the infamous Bay of Biscay.

Having made unfavourable comments about the food and menus on previous posts, I must note that we are noticing real improvements. On our last cruise we had noticed that the quality of the food, especially the tenderness of the meat, had improved; and this time the dinner menus have improved too – hurrah the British Dish of the Day providing a different meat choice is back! Well done Fred., it’s take quite a while, but it seems you have finally listened to all the comments and complaints on social media etc.

Day 4 – Lisbon, Portugal

We docked in Lisbon between two other huge cruise ships, just as a big red sun was rising over the river.

We were booked on a ship’s tour to the historic and very pretty walled town of Obidos.
There was a good hours coach ride each way, and on arrival our local guide led us up the main street, where we were able to sample Ginjinha, a local cherry liqueur which was served in a little chocolate cup. I was not interested, but Carol asked me to get one so that she could have two – not for the cherry liqueur but for the chocolate cup! We were then left to wander around the pretty narrow streets by ourselves. My first stop was the delightful parish church of Santa Maria, inside the walls were covered in the blue and white Portuguese tiles, and the ceilings beautifully decorated.

The main street was far too crowded for our liking – yes we do know we are part of the problem! – so we do what we usually do in this situation – headed off down the side streets and just explored at random.

On our way back to the ship the coach took us through the city centre, and the guide pointed out many of the lovely buildings and monuments there.

We would both thoroughly recommend this tour.

It was an early sailaway at 4pm, and although we have been to Lisbon many times before, I could not resist going up on deck to photograph again the attractive buildings, bridge and monuments we passed as we sailed back down the river towards the open sea.

Days 5-7 – At sea, including the Straits of Messina

On the first of the three days at sea sailing towards our next port of call, Brindisi in Italy, they held a coffee morning event for the fifty or so Diamond Elite Oceans members on board. As well as the hot beverages from the Bookmark Cafe, we were offered free drinks (fizz for Carol, orange juice for me), and a range of sandwiches and little cakes as if it were afternoon tea. It was all very pleasant, not least the chance to chat with some of the senior staff who were mingling.

Just before dinner the Captain announced that there would be a helicopter making a medical evacuation of a passenger from the rear top deck – how sad for someone to have their voyage of a lifetime cut short so soon and in this way.

The second day at sea was quite rough, but everything had calmed down nicely as we sailed along the northern coast of Sicily on the third day. Later that day we could see the volcanic island of Stromboli on the horizon, with smoke rising from the top, before we picked up a pilot to guide us through the Straits of Messina, the narrow waterway which separates Sicily from mainland Italy. I went out onto the rear deck to take some photographs at the narrowest point, which is just 3.1 km (1.9 miles) wide.

Day 8 – Brindisi, Italy

Around 10am on the following morning we slipped into our second port of call on this voyage, Brindisi in the heel of Italy. It was a first visit for both Carol and I, and it was soon clear that this was very much a working port, and rather than a swish cruise terminal, we would be docked on an industrial quayside. We both instantly agreed that this would be a good candidate for that coffee table book that we are always joking about writing, the one showing all the grim industrial ports that Fred. Olsen so often seems to end up docked in!

In Brindisi we had decided not to book a ship’s tour, and instead take the shuttle bus into the town centre and explore on foot. I had downloaded a guide map on my phone to sort of direct us, but as most of the places marked seemed to be either churches (mostly) or monuments, we were happy to take things as they came and divert wherever caught our eye. We wandered around for a good hour or so, but we both agreed that it was just one of those places which didn’t grab our attention, so we made our way back to the shuttle bus and our ship for a late lunch on board.

At least I could take advantage of a quiet afternoon on board to complete this post and get it posted on the internet while I had free WiFi from my mobile phone being still in Europe.

Well talking of this, this completes the European phase of our circumnavigation, as at 18:30 this evening we are due to set sail for our next port of call, Port Said, the first of our two Egyptian ports.

Postscript

We had another gift left for us in our cabin at the start of the cruise – or should I say two – one each. This was a specially bound hardback copy of the Jules Verne novel Around the World in 80 Days. A thoughtful gift, but without hopefully not sounding too churlish, does a couple really need two copies. I thought what might have been better was if the second volume, bound and covered the same, just had blank pages, for us to keep a journal about our voyage around the world.

T2216 – All too much

I have a confession to make.

It is over a month since Carol and I set sail on a cruise.

Ever since January 2016 I have published over 280 posts about each of the 23 cruises that I have sailed on since then, and done so as each cruise progressed. Now have been back for almost three weeks and I am only just starting to post about this latest cruise.

Regular readers will know that Carol and I love doing longer cruises – ideally a World Cruise or a Grand Voyage, but failing that we will string together short cruises back-to-back so that we can be away for several weeks at a time. You might also remember that in my past post, T2206 – Mountain Training, I had described how we were unable to remain on board for the last of three back-to-back cruises, when we both tested positive for covid-19. The cruise we were unable to do then was a 15 night cruise to the Amalfi Coast.

Initially we decided that we wouldn’t rebook a cruise, and just make a claim on our travel insurance. Once home and recovering from the covid, we found that not only was Fred. Olsen repeating an identical cruise in July, but also two couples that we enjoy sailing with were already on this cruise. We were unsure – being July it was bound to be very hot and busy there, but when our wonderful travel agent Gareth managed to get us a good deal in our favourite suite then we decided to go for it.

As before, the cruise Discover the Amalfi Coast, was on the Fred. Olsen ship Bolette. Here is a map of the itinerary:

When we booked, the itinerary included a visit to Mahon on the isle of Menorca, which we were very much looking forward to. However shortly before we sailed, Fred. Olsen wrote to tell us that surprise, surprise, we would not be going there, and that we would be going to Málaga instead. This is at least the third time a planned call to Mahon has not happened, but I do have to give them high marks for the different excuses they come up with each time – I think the prize goes for the time they said they knew the winds would be too strong weeks before that cruise sailed!

The highlight of the cruise was of course the three consecutive visits to places on the iconic and stunning Amalfi Coast, but we were also very much looking forward to making our first visit to Corsica.

As I said, it is very unusual for us to be doing a cruise just for a couple of weeks, so I decided that for once I would not make posts on my blog as we sailed around, but instead would do so on our return home. Doing my usual posts on board is very much a labour of love – it takes a long time to sort out the hundred or so photographs in each post, resize them and transfer them to the website, and then write all the accompanying words. Carol has been unbelievably patient when I have been busy doing this on every cruise we do together, so I thought it would be lovely for us to be able to spend all our time together for once – and, spoiler alert, it was!!

It really concentrated my mind on what to do about my blog, and since we got back I have been giving it a lot of thought. To be honest this is the third time I have started this post – each time with a different plan as to how to proceed.

After a lot of thought and consideration, and some sleepless nights, I have decided that I am no longer going to extensively document the cruises that Carol and I do. Sorry, but the time and effort involved is all too much – as is too the cost of the WiFi on board ship which is essential for the job.

What I will continue to do is create a photo album for each cruise that we do – I get these printed and they make a wonderful souvenir and reminder of each cruise. I will therefore continue to post screenshots of the album on my sister website https://grahamscruisealbums.wordpress.com/

On here, I will probably just put a short post saying where we have been, and giving a direct link to the album for the lastest cruise. I will probably add a few notes about what we thought of the cruise, and a few notes on anything remarkable or unusual that might have happened, but sorry this is likely to only be a tiny fraction of the detail that I have posted in the past.

In this vein, here are a few comments on the Amalfi cruise:

We normally love Spanish ports, but found Vigo disappointing. Málaga was very hot, and having been there many times before we didn’t bother to leave the cool of the ship. Popriano was delightful, we would love to go back, preferably when it was cooler. As we feared the Amalfi Coast was too hot, way too humid and way too crowded. The tour to Capri from Sorrento should have been described as a transfer, and would have been better without the lunch provided, which we skipped and later found out was poor. The tour to Ravello from Salerno was the highlight of the cruise – a must. By the time we did the tour to Positano from Amalfi the cumulative heat, humidity and crowds were all too much, and we aborted the tour part way through. We always love walking around the final port, Cádiz.

Some comments on two topics that keep coming up on social media about cruising with Fred. Olsen – covid and the menus.

We both worry about just showing negative test cassettes at check-in. Who knows who did the test and when they did it – it gives no guarantee that the cruise is at least starting with covid-free passengers. We were both shocked and horrified how few passengers would wear facemasks, even where they had been told that was a legal requirement. To try and stay healthy this time, we did not go to any shows or talks, and basically kept as much social distance as we could.

We continue to be disappointed with the dinner menus in the main restaurant. Once again we passed on lots of comments to the Maitre’D and his assistant, but we are very much aware that there is nothing they can do, other than to pass on our comments to head office where decisions about the menus are made. We never go to the first formal night due to the menu, and I think there were four of five other nights when we also voted with our feet and ate in the View instead. It used to be that I would look at the dinner menu, and have to decide between two or three things that I wanted, now it is a case of is there anything at all that I want. There are a number of dishes – cottage pie, toad in the hole, moussaka etc, that are now only offered as vegetarian meals – we do not understand why these could not be offered in both meat and vegetarian options.

Overall it was a lovely cruise, and we very much enjoyed it, despite the heat and crowds. While these would have certainly been better during the original dates in April, I do know that there were rough seas then, and two of the ports were missed, so it was probably fortuitous that our cruise was delayed until July.

To whet your appetite, here are a few pages from the album for this cruise:

To view the remaining pages, click here.

I would like to take this chance to thank everyone who has taken the time and effort to read my blog posts over the years, and especially to thank everyone for all the ‘likes’ and kind comments – it made it all worthwhile. The existing blog posts will of course remain, and I hope they will continue to be a useful resource for anyone contemplating similar cruises and/or visiting the same ports that Carol and I have enjoyed so much over the years.

W1801 – Pisa & Ice Cream

In my last post, W1801 – Vatican Mass, I described our visit to the port of Civitavecchia, the port for Rome in Italy, and our long and tiring tour around the Vatican in Rome from there. We then sailed overnight to our penultimate port on this wonderful world cruise, Livorno, which is also on the west coast of Italy.

I had not been to Livorno before, so I went up on deck to see and photograph our approach to the port, and later Carol joined me just as we were entering the port itself.

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Carol and I had chosen a second 10-hour tour in a row – we knew the combination would be very demanding, but at least it was at the end of the cruise, and we didn’t have a tour booked in our final port later in the week. The tour was to visit two iconic cities in Tuscany, Florence and Pisa.

We left the port of Livorno, passing some canals and loads of new cars all parked up in rows, before passing through the green countryside of Tuscany, on our way to our first top, Florence. Including a comfort stop, it took just over an hour and a half to reach there, and on the way our local guide told us about the city, its history, and the buildings we would see there. Leaving the coach we began a walking tour around the historic part of the city, passing first the town hall and then museum where the famous masterpiece David is housed – there were long queues in the street outside waiting to go inside to see it. We would see a replica of the statue later in its original position, meanwhile we were making for the outside of the Cathedral (begun in 1296 and completed structurally in 1436) and its Baptistery (constructed between 1059 and 1128). Both buildings were visually stunning, but part of the Cathedral was covered in scaffolding while cleaning work was being carried out, and it was hard to see the Cathedral properly for all the crowds around it, and because of the way it is hemmed in by the Baptistery  and other buildings.  Our guide took us to see the east doors of the Baptistery, which were dubbed by Michelangelo as “The Gates of Paradise“. Lorenzo Ghiberti toiled for 27 years to make these doors, which have 10 panels depicting scenes from the Old Testament, and in one of the borders is a small bust of his own head.

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We then continued our guided walk around the historic part of the city, at one point we passed a covered market, where there was a brass boar with a very shiny nose, for it is considered lucky to either rub it, or place a coin in its mouth and let it fall into a slot below.

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Our guided walk continued down to the river to see the Ponte Vecchio, a medieval bridge featuring shops along its length – these were once butchers shops, but are now mostly jewellery shops.

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From there we were led through more piazzas with statues, including the Piazza della Signoria, with its replica of David and also many other fine statues. In the final piazza, close to the Basilica of Santa Croce, our local guide finally left us to have a couple of hours free time.

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For Carol and I the first priority in our free time was lunch, and in Italy for us that meant a nice restaurant for pizza! Suitably replenished, we set off on our own, and headed back down towards the river as I wanted to take more photographs in that area. On the way we spotted a Murano Glass shop – irresistible to us – and on the way into the shop Carol foolishly said that we were only going in to look, not to buy anything. Sure enough a little while later we left the shop with three purchases – two gifts for my lovely, special, and so understanding wife; and a lovely decoration for our Christmas tree. We successfully made our way down to the river, where I took more photographs of and on the bridge, and then we made our way back to meet up with our guide again at the same place we had left her.

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Walking around Florence I took a few photographs of the more quirky things that we saw, as I like to do. In one of them, Pinocchio is the quirky thing, not Carol – on second thoughts…..

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Our guide then led us back to our coach for the drive to our second city of the tour, Pisa, home of course to the famous Leaning Tower of Pisa. On our way out of the city we were taken past the Piazzale Michelangelo, which is set high above the city and would have given us lovely views down onto it, if only we could have stopped and taken a look! Alas the guide said we could not stop as the coach did not have the correct permit. This scenic detour also took us past Villa Cora, the most expensive hotel in Florence where a top suite can cost $1,600 a night, and our local guide told us that Madonna once booked out the entire hotel for herself when she was performing a concert in the area!

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It took around and hour and twenty minutes to drive to Pisa, and as we drove into the city we could see the Leaning Tower in the distance. Like so often these days, we could only park the coach some distance from the sights, and we had a walk of around twenty minutes to reach the area where the Tower is located, including crossing a railway line.

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The Leaning Tower is actually the bell tower to the adjacent Cathedral, and the combination of the Baptistery, the Cathedral and the leaning Bell Tower together made an impressive picture. Both Carol and I were surprised just how much the tower appears to lean over when viewed directly – it looked far more than the 4 degrees that the internet informed us is the actual angle. Even at this small angle the  the top of the tower is displaced horizontally 3.9 metres (12 ft 10 in) from the centre. I would have loved to have gone up the tower, but tickets are strictly limited and only available at certain times, and we would not have had time to claim a ticket and get up and down in the limited time we had available. We therefore contented ourselves with a good look around from ground level, before retiring to a cafe for that other great Italian staple – ice cream. Our local guide had told us that ice cream had been invented by an architect in Florence, so actually we got things the wrong way around – we ate pizza in Florence, and ate ice cream (invented in Florence) in Pisa!!!

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Fortunately once we had walked back to our coach it was a much shorter drive back to Livorno and our waiting ship.

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Later that evening we set sail for our final port of call, Málaga in Spain, which we would reach after two days at sea – much needed days when we could rest up after two consecutive long and tiring tours ashore in Italy. Carol and I are not doing a tour in Málaga, we have both been there before, so my final post for this epic cruise will document what we do end up doing there, and a wrap up report on the whole cruise.

Postscript 1

During the sea day after we left Livorno, they held an “An Audience With…” session with three of the senior officers on board, Captain Åge Danielson, Hotel Manager Rico Taubert and Executive Chef Siggi Weich. It was hosted by the Cruise Director, Elliot Taylor. We had expected Elliot just to feed scripted questions to the officers, but instead the entire 45 minute session was for any questions to be posed by the audience members themselves – a commendable exercise.

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The questions asked ranged from the predictable “what is your favourite place to cruise to?” / “what is your favourite food?“, to the bizarre “Is there anyone up on the Bridge steering the ship at night?” One person did ask the Captain about all the work on the foredeck that I have reported on previous blog entries, and yes my guess was correct, it is all preparation for the two RIBs (rigid inflatable boats) which will be coming on board next month. There was a question about how many people prepare all the food in the Kitchens for our meals, and Siggi gave a very detailed and interesting answer about all the different departments and how they rotate the staff around and through them, which took up quite a bit of the time available.

There were two topics which came up which I would like to give my views on, in case anyone from management are still reading this blog.

The first was about the poor quality of the WiFi on board. Both the Captain and the Hotel Manager responded to the question about this, and they acknowledged that the current system is simply not good enough for either the staff or the passengers. My personal view is that anyway, and especially while the system is inadequate, that the pricing model is wrong and unfair, and that when purchased on a “pay as you go” basis, it should be charged by the amount of data actually transferred, not the amount of time connected to the local router, when for much of that time no data transfer might be possible. I also think that each passenger should be given a small amount of data transfer each day for free – enough for them to check their emails and send one or two to keep in contact with their families while they are away – and charging should only start when heavier usage is made (for example writing extensive blogs!). I find it so sad and wrong that for so many passengers the priority on arriving in a new and exciting port is not to explore it, but is to find the nearest internet cafe. Only the other day in Rome, while we were on a scenic tour of the city, the passenger across the aisle from me was concentrating entirely on the tablet in front of him (as there must have been WiFi on the coach) rather than the sights around him – this cannot be right.

The other topic is the loudness of the shows in the Neptune Lounge. I have been complaining for years on my end of cruise questionnaires that the sound is always too loud, especially from the Black Watch Orchestra. My usual comment is that they don’t accompany a singer or other act, the compete with them and often drown them out! I have noted that on Balmoral, Breamar (and possibly Boudicca) an acoustic screen has been placed around the drummer, which has meant that the rest of the band have not needed to be so loud to complete, and this has improved things somewhat, but alas this has not happened on Black Watch – why? The other evening my wife and I went to see the group “Dominic Halpin and the Honey Bees” perform (no Orchestra this time) – and we only lasted one song before we had to leave as it was so, so loud and we were sitting nearly at the back of the theatre. Despite Elliot’s complacent comments that it always sounds fine where he stands, there really is a problem to us sitting in the audience, and from the reaction and applause when the question was asked in the session, I know that my wife and I are very much not alone in this view.

Postscript 2

On a much more positive note I would like to give my thanks and appreciation once again to the stars of this year’s world cruise, the fabulous Black Watch Show Company. The other night they put on a show called “Moving Through the Movies” – this one was a bit different as it was nearly all dancing, and the show had been created and choreographed by the company themselves during the course of this cruise – Elliot told us that they had been busy developing and rehearsing the numbers in all sorts of unlikely places around the ship – where ever and whenever they could find space and time to do so. The results were stunning, and it was especially good to see just how talented Hannah Ford and Luke Suri are at dancing, as well as at the singing they normally blow us away with. I don’t know if Luke’s Mum is still reading these posts – but if so – congratulations – you must be really proud of your son!! Here are a selection of photographs I managed to take in the low light conditions on the night:

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W1801 – Vatican Mass

In my last post, W1801 – Slippery slope to ruins, I described our call in Piraeus, the port for Athens in Greece, and our visit to the Acropolis and coach tour of the city from there. Leaving Piraeus we then had two days at sea, sailing around to our next port, Civitavecchia, the port for Rome in Italy.

I knew Civitavecchia to be purely a commercial port, and also we had a long and tiring day ahead, so for once I didn’t bother to go up on deck to watch us sail in. Carol and I were booked on a 10 hour ship’s tour to Rome, primarily to view the Vatican, but the tour also included a lunch and a coach tour around the main sights of the city. Both Carol and I had been to Rome before in our previous lives, in my case it was a long time ago on one of the two cruises I did on the former Cunard ship QE2, but neither of us had been around the Vatican before.

It can take a couple of hours to do the long drive from Civitavecchia to Rome each way, and I decided not to take any photographs on the way to conserve battery power, as I was using my small camera that day as I thought it very likely that we would end up in very crowded conditions. Driving towards Rome we made very good time, there was first the sea and then green countryside to view, and we knew when we were nearing Rome when first graffiti and then traffic jams came into view. We had a local guide on the coach, who told us a different guide would meet us at the Vatican and take us around there.

Our coach dropped us very close to the entrance to the Vatican Museums, where we met the guide and joined the queue for group entry. The queue inched forward, and eventually we were through the security checks and were each given a radio and earphones in order to hear the guide as we went around the Vatican. The reception area was packed with people, and this was just a foretaste of how it would be all the way around the Museums and the Sistine Chapel.

The guide led us first to an outside courtyard, were we could see part of the gardens and the outside of some of the buildings. She then led us to three notice boards showing the paintings inside the Sistine Chapel, and spent ages telling us in great detail all about the paintings – both Carol and I got very impatient then, there was far more information given than can possibly be retained, and we just wanted to get on and see things – we could always look stuff up on the internet later if we wanted to know more. I got so bored I started taking photos of Carol, Bethany (the Future Cruise lady who was the ship’s representative on the tour), and the local tour guide to help pass the time!

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At last we went back inside and started to make our way around the Museums. There is a one-way system around them, but the corridors and rooms were so packed with groups and individuals making their way around that it was difficult to keep close to the guide, and with the twists and turns of the corridors and thick walls, hearing all that she was saying through the radio system was often difficult. Although there were loads of statues, tapestries and paintings to see, it was the rooms themselves with their painted walls and ceilings that most impressed me, especially a long room containing painted maps of Italy on the walls with the most amazing and complex painted ceiling.

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Eventually we made it all the way through the various Museums to the entrance of the Sistine Chapel. Here the guide told us we would make our way through the Chapel without the guides, and that we would meet the other side. We were also told that we could not take photographs inside and that we must remain silent. Entering the Chapel I was slightly overwhelmed by all the paintings on the walls and the ceiling, but mostly overwhelmed by the vast mass of people before me. Most of the Chapel was filled with people standing shoulder to shoulder looking up and around, and down the right hand side there was a procession of people being urged forward by officials. We were swept along in this procession until we ducked left and managed to stand still for a couple of minutes to look around us. However the crowds around us were so dense that it was almost impossible to take anything in, and we soon rejoined the procession and were swept on through to the rear of the Chapel.

Carol and I were uncertain where we should meet up with the guides again, but seeing some other members of our group we just joined them and waited. After a while the guides appeared, but then we waited and waited for the final few members of our group to join us. Eventually we found out that they had also been confused on the instructions and were waiting outside. It was only while we were waiting down the furthermost end of the Chapel where the numbers of people were less that we could finally start to take in and appreciate the paintings around us. We were particularly impressed with the 3D effect of figures in niches that were purely painted on the flat wall.

Our final port of call in the Vatican was St Peter’s Basilica – neither Carol or I had any idea of the size and scale of the building – the largest Catholic church in the world. Although there were still hundreds of people, the building was so large that unlike the Museums or the Chapel it did not feel overcrowded. It was absolutely stunning inside, and there is no way that my little camera could do it, and especially it’s huge size, justice.

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Carol and I decided to leave the guided tour inside the Basilica, and looked around it and the square outside by ourselves. We felt relieved to be free to move around at our own pace.

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The Vatican, like many places and sites in the world today has a problem with the numbers of people that all want to see it at the same time – our guide told us that 30,000 people visit each day on average. Places like Venice and Dubrovnik are now putting limits on the number of people that can go there, and we felt that the Vatican should really be doing something similar too – partly because the experience is so affected by the sheer number of people in the way, but also very importantly on health and safety reasons – I dread to think what would happen if for some reason the Chapel had to be evacuated in a hurry. However doing some quick sums on how much money the Vatican must be taking in each day on admission charges I am suspect things will only get worse until heaven forbid something terrible happens.

Once the group had reassembled at the bottom of the square we were led to our coach and driven to the restaurant for our lunch. The lunch was lovely – vegetarian lasagne to start, then chicken potatoes & salad, followed by a creamy dessert – with wine for those that wanted it.

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We then rejoined our coach for the scenic drive around the city. To our surprise and delight our guide ask us if we would like as an extra bonus, to go and see the Trevi Fountain on foot. Needless to say we all said yes, and the guide made quite a song and dance about the fact that this must be our secret that we went there otherwise she would be in trouble – but I suspect from the number of other coaches doing drop-offs and pick-ups in the area that this might just be a game to make their clients feel more special. Of course Carol and I threw our coins into the Trevi Fountain, although we both think it unlikely that we would want to return to Rome.

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To re-board our coach we had to walk though a long and noisy tunnel, and we made our way out of the city past the Coliseum  and the city walls. The drive back to Civitavecchia was much quicker and easier than we imagined, and we were both relieved to get back to our ship after such a busy and strenuous day, not least because we knew we had another 10 hour tour ahead the next day!

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That evening the ship set sail for our second and final port in Italy, Livorno, which we would reach early the following morning. Our adventures there will be the subject of my next post.

Postscript 1

For reasons which will soon become apparent, I am going to let my lovely wife Carol write the postscript to this entry….

Right I’ve been told by Graham that I’ve not to write about any gossip that is going on around the ship, just stick to the facts!!

We decided to try and go to the “Call my bluff” game show that was being put on at 8 p.m. that evening before the main show – why the powers that be decided to put it on that night when there were several long tours that day i.e. ours was 10 hours long and people were generally not getting back until around 7 p.m.  so needed to shower and eat before doing anything is anyone’s guess?  Anyway we sat second row back from the front on the side.  As they were preparing the chairs and tables I did say to Graham perhaps we should move to the back in case they were looking for “volunteers”  But he thought we would be alright – wrong.  Duncan asked for  3 people, 2 ladies said straight away they would do it so he then wanted a man!! Graham looked everywhere but at him but to no avail he picked on him.  I think at that moment he wished the floor would open up and swallow him!  Me, I was laughing so much I was going to enjoy it. The game soon got underway with Elliott (the cruise director) Rico (the hotel manager) and Terje the Chief Officer giving the definitions.  Needless to say the words were unknown to us all but all had lots of hilarious “meanings” according to the panel and it was up to Graham and the two ladies to sort out who was telling the truth. Who would of thought that “Pismire” meant a urinating ant? Or that Fullfart meant full steam ahead???? Somehow I can’t imagine the Captain calling that out when he wants to put his foot down!!!  I’m glad to say that Graham and his ladies managed to win the game with 3 right and one wrong.  So for once he was at the receiving end of the camera and pictures.

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Postscript 2

While we were at sea on our way to Civitavecchia they held the finals of the ‘Build a Boat’ competition around the main swimming pool on the aft deck. Both passengers and crew had been invited to build boats using any materials they could get their hands on whilst on board the ship, that was capable of carrying a cargo of 10 cans of soft drink. On the day they held two competitions, one between the 3 entries by passengers, and another for the 8.5 from the crew – I say 8.5 because Jack and Alex from the Entertainment team put in rather a joke entry consisting of two life-jackets and lots of empty water bottles tied together with string!

Like last year the standard of entry from the passengers was high, but this year the ones from the crew were absolutely outstanding – one even had working lights and radar antennae that went around! Needless to say the ship that advertised free WiFi got a particularly loud cheer!

Each boat was judged by a panel of senior officers led of course by the Captain, and points were awarded for design, audience reaction, how well they floated, and whether they survived ‘rough seas’ created by first Jack and Alex making waves, and then by one of them jumping into the swimming pool adjacent to the craft. When it came to Jack and Alex’s ‘boat’, we were amazed and delighted when the Captain himself, in full uniform, volunteered to jump into the pool to test it! The Captain surfaced minus his glasses, and was still looking into the pool for them when Jack surfaced wearing them! It was all great fun, and as with the tug-of-war earlier in the cruise, it was great to see members of the crew poolside cheering on their teams and joining in the fun.

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This was the winning ship made by passengers:

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This is the winning ship made by crew – made by a team of stewardesses who beat the teams from the engine room and from the deckhands!! :

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